Today, it seems, isn't really Presidents Day at all. According to the Feds it's just Washington's Birthday, with the Senate celebrating according to tradition with a reading of Washington's farewell address. Most people these days add their own favorite presidents to the mix along with him.

So I suppose in some homes there's a celebration of Ronald Reagan, complete with bad jokes about nuclear launches, astrology readings, and cowboy movies. The tradition in Clinton homes might include eating fried chicken, holding a jam session, and blowjobs.

On reflection, I'm beginning to understand Clinton's popularity.