I went to a friend's fiftieth birthday party on Key Biscayne last weekend. The party itself was fine — hey, you must be doing something right if the police grab the mike from your DJ and tell a bunch of middle-aged partiers to vacate the premises or be arrested! — but one of the highlights was catching this photo of a tagged police boat.

Maybe that was why they were a little testy.

Whatever the reason, they picked the wrong crowd to fuck with. Among the attendees were several attorneys, law professors, a past president of the Miami-Dade ACLU (and on-air legal analyst on CNN), and an aggressively anti-bullshit broad from Brooklyn. They never stood a chance. Hell, by the time the dust settled we'd been offered comp tickets to the Ziggy Marley show next door, and they got money back from the bar, too.