"Some yute deh bout di place whe wi hear seh gone di nex way. Wi neva actually ketch dem, but wi hear from good source who si dem out a road a par wid man weh known as 'fish'. Dem nuh nuff still eno, but dem affi lef to, wi nuh want none a dem in ya," another female resident added.

From a Jamaica Star Online article about a community that has sworn to drive out all homosexuals. Attempting to put aside the vile homophobia of the residents — I mean, they call it Gay Eradication Day! — the Star's use of print patois is... well, different. Even my Jamaican friends have had trouble figuring out what the sources are saying.