If any of you are trying to determine how to spend your income tax refund, allow me to suggest you purchase one of Dr. Grordbort's Infallible Aether Oscillators.

These sturdy weapons of fictional destruction are hand-crafted metal sculptures in limited editions, brought to an eager world by Weta Originals, an offshoot of Peter Jackson's effects outfit. The first model, the Goliathon 83, is now available for pre-order, for the low price of US $690. Remember, that only sounds high until you consider the weapon's value in the event of an extraterrestrial invasion.

Even if you have something better to do with your money you should take a moment to watch the Victorian style commercial; it's quite amusing.