Here is a trio of darkly humorous links for your shopping pleasure.

• Blood Puddle Pillows: A burgundy satin pillow in the shape of an irregular pool of blood. I am inordinately fond of this idea.
• Pushin Daisies: If anyone would like to purchase me a gift, the highly-detailed replica of the 1938 Cadillac Hearse would put a smile on my face.
• American Scary: A documentary about the era of the horror hosts, those Saturday night Creature Feature personalities like Zacherle or Ghoulardi (or, in south Florida, WKID's M.T. Graves).

"Just remember that the things you put into your head are there forever, he said. You might want to think about that."
— Cormac McCarthy, The Road.