Sometimes you have something you need to say to someone far away, but you don't quite know how to fully express the sentiment (without spending money). For those moments, why not send a very special e-card?

Someecards has a variety of clever e-cards available, including such gems as:

• "You're going to be a great MILF",
• "I deleted you from my cellphone",
• "I'm falling in love with you and would like to go on a second date",
• "It's going to be a great first marriage", and
• "Get well soon so that I find you attractive again."

In spite of the terrific cards, I admit it — they got me with their slogan: "When you care enough to hit send." Ah, what a perfect summation of the downside of a digital society.