Nigerian Bulldogs
Okay, what are the Illuminati up to now? I've been getting a flurry of messages from nurses who inherited bulldog puppies from their dead grandmothers, and want to give them to me. But it isn't just me, as the message is turning up in a variety of places on the Internet and in print publications, as well. In some places they throw other purebred dogs and even birds into the offer.
It seems as though the Illuminati's long-time enemies, the Justified Ancients of Mu, must be based in Eden Prairie, MN, as the best explanation I have found so far is from someone there. All the reply addresses point to 2itb.com, which is a hosting company.
San Diego, Nigeria, Eden Prairie, Cameroon, Miami... interesting.
2 Comments:
If you get your bulldog and it looks like this: http://tinyurl.com/37g63r you'd be wise to crate it and send it back.
If the ad was from cash-strapped African defense ministries selling off their Soviet-made giant robots (export models, of course) due to exorbitant maintenance costs, I might bite.
But I'd want an opportunity to test drive one prior to purchase.
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